Why Peter Hitchens isn’t hitting the brakes, p14

All in the brain?, p18

THE WEEK

3 Leading article 7 Portrait of the Week 9 Diary Tessa Hadley 10 Politics James Forsyth 11 The Spectator’s Notes 17 Rod Liddle 20 Barometer 22 Ancient and modern 26 Hugo Rifkind 29 Letters 38 Any other business Martin Vander Weyer

You’ll want a zoo, too, p63

BOOKS & ARTS

12 Yes, Sir Jeremy Introducing the man who really runs Britain Quentin Letts 13 Philip Hancock

‘Tomorrow’s World’: a poem 14 The gay marriage trap

Fighting a losing battle Peter Hitchens 18 Brain drain

What neuroscience can never tell us Roger Scruton 20 Rover dose

My labrador’s bad cannabis trip Ian Thomson 22 Time to go We’re making Afghanistan worse

Andrew J. Bacevich 25 Unsinkable drama The Titanic’s perfect tragedy

Merryn Somerset Webb on investing for income, Alex Brummer on savers and the budget, and Jonathan Davis on the benefits of being contrary Books 42 Sam Leith Strindberg, by Sue Prideaux 44 Caroline Moorehead The Patagonian Hare, by Claude Lanzmann John Whitworth ‘Twin Souls’: a poem 45 Joanna Kavenna The Ice Balloon, by Alec Wilkinson 47 James Walton Briefs Encountered, by Julian Clary Connie Bensley The Detour, by Gerbrand Bakker 48 Charlotte Hobson A Perfectly Good Man, by Patrick Gale 49 Philip Ziegler Reagan and Thatcher, by Richard Aldous 50 Charles Saumarez Smith Spitalfields Life, by the Gentle Author 51 Cressida Connolly The Missing Shade of Blue, by Jennie Erdal Paul Binding Why Trilling Matters, by Adam Kirsch 53 John Preston

Melanie McDonagh 33 Investment special

Crazy River, by Richard Grant Bookends Marcus Berkmann

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