Fuel consumption figures for the Saab 9-5 Saloon range in mpg (litres /100km): Urban 17.4 –40.9 (16.2–6.9), Extra-urban 38.6–64.1 (7.3– 4.4), Combined 26.6–53.2 (10.6–5.3). CO2 emissions 244–139g/km. Model shown Saab 9-5 Aero 2.0T manual at £31,195 Man. Rec. OTR plus optional metallic paint at £525.

So Swedish. So Saab.

Naturally, the Scandinavian influence is obvious in the all new Saab 9-5 from elegance in design to responsibility in function. We even simulate impacts with 800kg crash-test Elk dummies for example, because in Sweden collisions with our native beast are almost as common as collisions between cars. But we also integrate all of our award-winning safety expertise in advanced driving systems to help you avoid such things in the first place. Prices start from an attractive £26,495.

The all new Saab 9-5. Anything but ordinary.

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Philip Hensher: Under the Sun: The Letters of Bruce Chatwin, edited by Elizabeth Chatwin and Nicholas Shakespeare 28 Rhian Edwards: ‘The Wrong Season’: a poem 29 Patrick Marnham: Shades of Greene, by Jeremy Lewis 30 Allan Massie: Scott-land, by Stuart Kelly 33 Lewis Jones: Lights Out in Wonderland, by D.B.C. Pierre 34 Ian Thomson: Travels, by Paul Bowles 35 Philip Hancock: ‘The Great Concert Hall’: a poem 35 Jonathan Sumption: Spoilt Rotten, by Theodore Dalrymple 37

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Tiffany Jenkins on America’s new monuments to the dead 38 Exhibitions: The Surreal House; Surreal Friends Andrew Lambirth 39

England’s school wars Fraser Nelson and Ed Howker The guerrilla tactics used by the enemies of reform 12

An answer to the A-level debacle John Witheridge 13

A mosque near Ground Zero? Rod Liddle The latest muddle in a tortuous decade-long debate

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‘I see myself as a Cameron figure’ James Forsyth An interview with Ed Miliband, the ‘normal’ brother 16

Don’t police the beach Harry Mount Lifeguards are turning the Welsh coast into Baywatch

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Waste not, want not Clarke Hayes

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How to deal with hecklers Lloyd Evans A comedian in Edinburgh delivers the ultimate put-down 21

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Opera: Tête à Tête: The Opera Festival Michael Tanner 41 Cinema: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Deborah Ross 42 Music Peter Phillips 43 Television Simon Hoggart 43 Radio Kate Chisholm 45

Sarah Palin is beyond a joke Alexander Chancellor The would-be politician is now just a greedy celebrity 22

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